08/14/08 Ann Coulter: Democrats are always claiming to have the Kennedy magic, but, once again, another Kennedy-wannabe falls short.

Flashback: John Edwards Sexiest Politician

Even By Trial Lawyer Standards, Edwards A Real Sleazebag

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by Ann Coulter

The good news: DNA testing has confirmed that John Edwards is not the father of Rielle Hunter's baby.

The bad news: The father is Bill Clinton.

Ha ha -- just kidding! It's almost impossible to get pregnant by having the type of sex Bill Clinton prefers.

Also, by now, everyone has heard the news that Edwards' mistress, Rielle Hunter, has refused to grant a paternity test.

I wonder if Edwards knew that when he was making his chesty offer to take a paternity test? Edwards gushed to ABC's Bob Woodruff: "I would welcome participating in a paternity test, be happy to participate in one ... happy to take a paternity test and would love to see it happen."....

....Edwards is closely following the Kennedy model of responding to charges of misconduct. First, admit only as much as can be currently proved. Second, get the other party to block any further investigation. I guess he really is "Kennedy-esque"!

For example, when the cops found DNA on the murdered body of Martha Moxley in Greenwich, Conn., the Kennedy suspect, Michael Skakel, suddenly remembered he had been up in a tree that night masturbating! (Talk about a tree-hugger.) You can see how something like that could slip your mind...


However, Greenwich Diva Disagees With Ann Coulter and says....

LEAVE JOHN EDWARDS ALONE!!!!!

It has been about seven days now since John Edwards admitted to having an affair and it is not going away. Hey people, get over it, it is none of our bus...

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