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SCENE: Main Street,New Canaan, CT
The Mobil Gas Station
Time 8:18 AM
Two middle aged men, one driving a black 2008 Hummer, the other a navy 2008 Saab SUV, pulled in at exactly the same time, to get gas. I couldn't help but notice, one man was wearing "CROCS" and a black leather jacket. Now, I was already awestruck by the cars, ahhh hmmmm....imagine my surprise when I got a look at these RED RUBBER CLOGS on a middle aged man's feet. Small feet too. Like a size 7. What man wears a size 7 anyway? What the hell is that?
Just when I thought I had seen all the drama this gossip girl gone guro could absorb before 9AM, who comes out of the passenger side door but a middle aged (TOTALLY grey roots ) woman with the same black leather jacket and-GET THIS- RED FRIGGIN CROCS!!!!!!
I said to myself "What the !@#$ is this? Are these !@#$%^&* for REAL? Do they know what they look like????Lord have mercy on me.....
Would I make this up just to land a job? This is what's TOTALLY happening OUT THERE.
Until my next sensational sighting......stay tuned
THE (still unemployed) GRINNING GOSSIP GIRL
PS- can I get job please, sir?
The Mobil Gas Station
Time 8:18 AM
Two middle aged men, one driving a black 2008 Hummer, the other a navy 2008 Saab SUV, pulled in at exactly the same time, to get gas. I couldn't help but notice, one man was wearing "CROCS" and a black leather jacket. Now, I was already awestruck by the cars, ahhh hmmmm....imagine my surprise when I got a look at these RED RUBBER CLOGS on a middle aged man's feet. Small feet too. Like a size 7. What man wears a size 7 anyway? What the hell is that?
Just when I thought I had seen all the drama this gossip girl gone guro could absorb before 9AM, who comes out of the passenger side door but a middle aged (TOTALLY grey roots ) woman with the same black leather jacket and-GET THIS- RED FRIGGIN CROCS!!!!!!
I said to myself "What the !@#$ is this? Are these !@#$%^&* for REAL? Do they know what they look like????Lord have mercy on me.....
Would I make this up just to land a job? This is what's TOTALLY happening OUT THERE.
Until my next sensational sighting......stay tuned
THE (still unemployed) GRINNING GOSSIP GIRL
PS- can I get job please, sir?
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Out there ... Howard Stern Show producer Gary Dell’Abate, a Riverside resident, will appear at the grand opening of Crumbs Bakery at the High Ridge Road Shopping Center on Saturday from 4 to 6 p.m. Mr. Dell’Abate will unveil a cupcake named after him to benefit his charity, LifeBeat...the music industry fights AIDS. Twenty-five cents from each cupcake sold benefits the charity.
Scene ...Greenwich resident and TV host/author Joan Lunden and her twin girls were seen at Douglas Perfumerie on Saturday. The adorable twins kept busy sweeping the floor while Mommy shopped......
.....Scene ... Jeweler Harry Winston, the “King of Diamonds,” was seen dining with his wife last week at The Barn at The Bedford Post Inn on Route 123 in Bedford, N.Y. The restaurant’s owner, actor Richard Gere, a Pound Ridge, N.Y., resident, was also seen at The Barn with his pooch in tow.....
.....Scene ... Author/anchor Tom Brokaw of Pound Ridge, N.Y., was seen at the Wine Connection in Scotts Corners/Pound Ridge last week.....
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