"I am taking my wife Joy out to eat over priced spaghetti, when I see the 'Dish' out of the corner of my eye and she is siting at the bar with a little note pad. And I am telling you it's driving me nuts... I mean really driving me nuts !!!! ....Here I am paying all of this money for spaghetti and some broad is writing down how many bites I have taken !!!!... My wife Joy says just ignore her and maybe she will go away. But she stays and stares at me while I am trying to EAT !!!!!! ....... What's she going to do next ???? ...... Start taking pictures ????? ..... I don't known what I should do call 9911 and report a stalker or complain to the restaurant manager !!!!! ..... But then I find out he is giving her free drinks to bother his customers, who are paying way too much for spaghetti !!!!! ..... THIS WHOLE SITUATION IS NUTS .... I AM TELLING YOU IT"S NUTS !!!!! ..... IT IS DRIVING ME NUTS !!!!!"
Wouldn't Be Funny If Regis Was Reading About
Joe And Susie's Boring Life
The rumored scoop on the Dish on Joe:
Right here, Sat.PM, The Dish arrives at the expensive Darien Salon, Lampher, at precisely 3:32 EST. It will take her almost three hours to lose the grey, put on a face, and get that "Darien" look all the Darienites want, though I don't know why.
Right here she pays with a credit card. Tips no one.
Right here, Joe Pisani is at home quarelling with his real daughters about when they will stop acting like their father, and grow up. They are drinking red wine and chain smoking. His wife is passed out on the couch for reasons unknown.
Out of here. Joe and his Dish rendezvous in front of "Bloom", a local overpriced flower shop
Right here in Darien, the Dish selects a $20 mixed bunch of florals, while Joe is...
Out There looking for loose change in his car seats because he only had $10 dollars in his pocket.
Right here, He is overheard to say "we don't have to bring sh*t, my showing up should be enough"
Right here the Dish of honey tries to calm her former teacher?boss?father?mentor?whatever!!!!! by adjusting his baby bowtie. And he takes a flower from the bunch and puts it between his teeth.
Out of here he says "ain"t I cute< baby?" and she replies Ohhhhhh Joe you know you are!!!!!!!! Then, as one would expect.....
What happens in Darien STAYS in Darien. It was a night everyone might remember.
Neighborhood Watcher
Right here, Sat.PM, The Dish arrives at the expensive Darien Salon, Lampher, at precisely 3:32 EST. It will take her almost three hours to lose the grey, put on a face, and get that "Darien" look all the Darienites want, though I don't know why.
Right here she pays with a credit card. Tips no one.
Right here, Joe Pisani is at home quarelling with his real daughters about when they will stop acting like their father, and grow up. They are drinking red wine and chain smoking. His wife is passed out on the couch for reasons unknown.
Out of here. Joe and his Dish rendezvous in front of "Bloom", a local overpriced flower shop
Right here in Darien, the Dish selects a $20 mixed bunch of florals, while Joe is...
Out There looking for loose change in his car seats because he only had $10 dollars in his pocket.
Right here, He is overheard to say "we don't have to bring sh*t, my showing up should be enough"
Right here the Dish of honey tries to calm her former teacher?boss?father?mentor?whatever!!!!! by adjusting his baby bowtie. And he takes a flower from the bunch and puts it between his teeth.
Out of here he says "ain"t I cute< baby?" and she replies Ohhhhhh Joe you know you are!!!!!!!! Then, as one would expect.....
What happens in Darien STAYS in Darien. It was a night everyone might remember.
Neighborhood Watcher
Comment:
Isn't strange how no one has written in to say leave poor little scandal monger Susie "The Dish" alone. No one has said I love reading "The Dish, Too" in the Greenwich Post. No one has said I like it when Susie follows Regis and his wife Joy around as they try to eat.
It appears that Only Joe and Susie enjoy reading "The Dish, Too" column in the Greenwich Post.
Maybe everyone is starting to put two and two together and beginning to realize why the Greenwich's daily paper fired Joe and Susie and cancelled the original Greenwich Time column "The Dish". Or maybe, two and two equal five, who knows.
A lot of things don't add up about Joe and Susie "the Dish"
For example, why would Mr. Hersam shove Susie's "The Dish, Two" Column down the throat's of the good people of Darien, New Canaan, and other Fairfield County Communities when it is so hated in Greenwich.
People are starting to think that the publisher of the Greenwich Post has lost some of his marbles. First M. Hersam fires Chris Fountain's and cancels his very popular "For What It's Worth" Column, because a couple of Real Estate agencies complain that they did not like his warnings about hard times coming to the Greenwich Real Estate market.
Then Mr. Hersam gives the green light to Susie "The Dish" to hang out at a bar and report back who ate with whom.
The real sad part of this whole story is that none of the politicians and rich folks that Joe Pisani protected all these years has step up to defend Joe "The Censor" Pisani.
When Bill Clark at Greenwich Gossip laid out what Mr. Pisani's past misdeeds not one person wrote in to defend the unloved Joe "The Censor" Pisani.
It was just like when Chris Fountain made fun of the Greenwich Post's ignorant decision to waste valuable newsprint and bandwidth on "The Dish Two" no one said hey wait a minute I love Susie's Column.
There was a thunderous amount of complaints when Chris Fountain's Column was cancelled at the Greenwich Post. The Greenwich Post and the Fairfield County Advocate both wrote articles when Sarah Littman's Column at the Greenwich Time was cancelled.
But no one was upset when Susie "The Dish" Costaregni was shown the door at the Greenwich Time.
What would happen to "The Dish" if Papa Pisani was not there by her side.
Maybe some shallow publicity hounds like Jan Dilenschneider, Richard Dilenschneider, Lincoln Millstein, Irene Millstein, Jim Cabrera, Walter Raquet, Greenwich Post Editor Kristan Zimmer, Bishop William Lori, Stamford Mayor Dan Malloy and his wife, Cathy should grow a spin and say I like reading about myself in the Greenwich Post Column that everyone in town can't stand to read.
All of these desperate souls who need to read about themselves in "The Dish" are invited and welcome to comment on this or any other Greenwich Roundup story by sending an email to GreenwichRoundup@gmail.com or clicking on the comments link at the end of this post or any other post.
If these losers really want to be in the paper so bad why don't they do something newsworthy like helping to tutor Glenville or Hamilton Avenue School children that don't have a school to go to.
Now that is something I would like to read in the Greenwich Post.
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