Two Things.....
#1 A Hearst Newspaper Column
#2 A Hearst Newspaper Pay Check
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The primitive (but free) version of WordPress I’m using doesn’t allow the use of some of the more sophisticated statistic monitors that break down visitors by state – I’m not being cheap here, but the modest cost of using the more sophisticated version of WordPress also involves some Internet savvy I’m not comfortable with – my pal Ferdinand Steyer has volunteered to help, so I think I’ll do it shortly. In the meantime, here’s a map of reader distribution just from November, 2009
In The Mean Time Hearst News Paper Editor David McCumber Is Pissed Off At Greenwich Time Web Editor Jonathan Lucas .......
David McCumber Took Over The Fastest Growing Newspaper In America And Has Since Been Bounced Of ABC's List Of Top Newspaper Print And Online Gainers .
Maybe McCumber Should Fire Susie Costaregni AKA The Dish And Hire Chris Fountain.
Greenwich Roundup Is Told That Hearst Newspaper Editor David McCumber Went Balistic When He Read This Report Showing That The Greenwich Time Fell Of The ABC List Of The Top 25 U.S. Daily Newspaper Print and Online Gainers
ABC Releases Top 25 U.S. Daily Newspaper Print and Online Gainers And The Greenwich Time Drops Completely Off The List....
......Hearst Newspaper Insiders Tell Greenwich Roundup That Tings Got So Bad That Greenwich Time
Web Editor Jonathan Lucas Began To Fear That He Might Lose His Job.
Recently, Greenwich Time Web Editor Jonathan Lucas Took Down The Old Greenwich Time Web Site And Put Up A Totally Redesigned Web Site.
But. Greenwich Roundup Hears That Greenwich Time Web Editor Jonathan Lucas' Web Traffic Numbers Are Not That Impressive.....
....As Greenwich Roundup Set A New All Time Web Traffic Record Of 4,901 Unque Web Visitors On The Michael Metter Story, Not One Link To The Greenwich Time Was Used In The Greenwich Roundup Post.
In The Old Days Before David McCumber, Niel Vidgor And Jonathan Lucas Upset Greenwich Roundup The Greenwich Time Would Have Been The First And Main Link.....
.....Hearst Newspaper President Steven Swartz Couldn't Believe What A Wonder Kid Greenwich Time Web Editor Jonathan Lucas Was.
In March, Greenwich Time Web Editor Jonathan Lucas Will Once Again Not Be The Webmaster Of The Fastest Growing Newspaper In America.
In Fact, You Read It Here First, Greenwich Time Web Editor Jonathan Lucas Will Not Even Make The ABC List Of The Top 25 U.S. Daily Newspaper Print and Online Gainers.
Because Greenwich Roundup Will Continue His Practice Of First Taking Hearst Newspaper Stories About Greenwich From The Advocate , Connecticut Post , The News-Times Or From The Hearst Weekly Newspapers Such As The Greenwich Citizen , Fairfield Citizen , Westport News And The Darien News .
All Of The Greenwich News Stories Written By Hearst Are Published In Multiple Connecticut Newspapers.
However, Everyday Greenwich Roundup Will Throw Greenwich Time Web Editor Jonathan Lucas A Couple Of Bones By Providing A Couple Of Links To The Greenwich Time.....
.....Let's Hope That Greenwich Time Web Editor Jonathan Lucas Doesn't Follow The Example Of The Print Side And Start Cooking The Books And Playing With The Numbers On The Web Side.
.....Greenwich Time Web editor Jonathan Lucas' Only Hope Is To Wine, Dine And Pocket Line Greenwich Roundup As He Says, "Mr. Roundup, I Love My Job At The Greenwich Time And I Am Sooooooo Sorry I Upset You. Please, Pretty Please, Send Me Thousands Of Your Website Visitors Everyday."
Let's See How Well Greenwich Time Web Editor Jonathan Lucas Does In The Next ABC Report Due This March.
That's Right Greenwich Time Web Editor Jonathan Lucas Has Twenty Some Freak'n Days To Get His Numbers Up.
For The Record, Greenwich Roundup Will Match His Web Stat Traffic Growth Against Jonathan Lucas' Traffic Any Day Of The Week.
One Day Greenwich Roundup Just Might Report On The Dirty Circulation Secret At The Greenwich Time.......
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Forget About Fact Checking At The Greenwich Time:
When Is Greenwich Time Editor David McCumber Going To Pull The Trigger On Joe Pisani's Gal Pal Susie Costaregni. It looks like the Dish got fooled by again....
......Greenwich Roundup has been told that one of the best little games in town is sending fake tips of celebrity sightings to Susie at thedish2@yahoo.com .
Apparently, many fake reports get published by Susie.
All you have to do is write somthing like This......
Hey Susie,
Then wait and see if Susie publishes your fake celebrity tip in The Greenwich Time.....
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