Greenwich Time Managing Editor
Jim "My Editorials Are Called Nightime Sleeping Aids" Zorba
When one door closes, another opens up, those with an oracular predisposition say.
That just may be the case for Greenwich's hedge fund industry, which, having done just what it is not supposed to do - lose money in a down market - is suspending redemptions and closing funds and in general shrinking under the economic tidal waves it helped create.
The opening door for the hedgies? Weddings of same-sex couples from wealthy ZIP codes in neighboring New York, those seeking the tony cachet of high-end Greenwich nuptials to accompany the nouveau reality of a Connecticut-sanctioned marriage.
It's been nothing for a Greenwich dad to drop a quarter or half mil at the Delamar to give young Ashleigh the wedding day she has always dreamed about ...... Blah ..... Blah ...... Blah ....... Blah ........
What The Hell Is This Guy Talking About ??????
....The big drawback, however, may be crowds like we had for Powerball, when thousands of New Yorkers rode the train or drove to town for tickets that were not available to them at home.
But the hedgies may be able to help here as well. What could be more event-driven than selling pencils from a tin cup to those waiting in line to fill out their marriage license applications?
Hee Haw .... Snort ..... Snort .....
Managing Editor Jim Zorba Is So Funny In His Hard Hitting Greenwich Time Editorials
Tomorrows Hard Hitting Greenwich Time Editorial:
It May Be Controversial But Unlike Others In Greenwich I Really Enjoy Shoveling Snow !!!!!
I Can't Wait For The First Snow.
I Already Bought My Shovel.
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