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The Greenwich Citizen Is Stuck On Stupid
What a waste of Bandwidth.The Greenwich Citizen Website still has not been updated.
Nor, has the Greenwich Citizen bothered to reported that Glenville School Superintendent Marc D'Amico was suspended.
The Greenwich Citizen's School Coverage Is A Joke
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Huh uh, you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie.... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now,Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.
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What's the difference between a the Greenwich Citizen managing
editor and a sack of fertilizer? The sack.
If you threw a Greenwich Citizen reporter and a photographer off a cliff at
the same time, who would hit bottom first?
(Two answers.)
1. The photographer, becausethe Greenwich Citizen reporter would get
lost on the way.
2. Who cares?
How do you know when there's a Greenwich Citizen reporter at a press conference? Her
hat says "Domino's."
How long does it take for the Greenwich Citizen publisher to get his editor
to send a reporter to Glenville School?
Nobody knows.
Please see yesterday's Glenville School articles:
06/02/08 - Marc D'Amico Has A Very Serious Integrity Problem
Can He Be Trusted With The Care Of Children Who Are Headed To The Modular Classrooms
06/02/08
An Open Letter To Nancy Weissler Of The Greenwich Board OF Education -
Situation At Glenville - Where's The Leadership And Accountability.
Please also see:
06/01/08
One Of Principal Marc D'amico's Supporters Is Keith Crocco Who Posted
On The Topix Greenwich Time Message Board 26 Times In 24 Hours.
05/31/08
Sometimes Greenwich Time Reporters Remind One Of The Bush
Administration Before Nine Eleven. They Just Can't Connect The Dots.
05/31/08 Friday's News Headlines From The Greenwich Citizen
Late And Incomplete
05/30/08
Serious "Cup Cake" Allegations? With Ten School Days Left In The Year
It Is A Disgrace That School Spokesperson Kim Eves Is Withholding Vital
Information From Parents.
More Information:
05/29/08
This month principals from all over the world have been suspended and
in each and every case the parents were told why, except in Greenwich
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