Dear Editor,Someone wants to play WHERE'S Joe "WALDO" Pisani so here it.
JOE'S MISSING!!!! Let's find him, boys and girls!!!!!!!
HERE ARE YOUR CLUES....
Joe lives in Orange CT, but works in NYC, and writes for his town of Greenwich (?????)
Joe wears bow ties b/c regular neckties hang to his knees.
Joe's friend Susie Costaregi wears Victoria Secret because she knows Harry Connick's wife does too.
Joe likes to hang with the Mayor,the Bishop, and the candlestick maker.
Joe can be spotted in and among large groups of large women who say he's "cute"
Joe can always be spotted near a Catholic Church to help boost his self-righteous image.
Joe and Dan Malloy are BFsF. Look for 2 men holding hands, or one handing the other $$$$$
Joe travels to New York by Metro North, but GETS OFF in Greenwich as often as possible.
Have you spotted Joe Yet? Keep trying...
Look for a man surrounded by GORGEOUS WOMEN (his wife/kids)
Look for the guy who pretends he is only searching for truth :)
Look for the man with the biggest mouth and bigger ego.
Look for Susie Costaregi, and you might find Joe, with a red pen, correcting her work
Do you see him? Look harder, boys and girls....
Maybe he is quoting Cicero.
Maybe he is holding group therapy with the staff at 'MY GREENWICH"
Maybe he is following the limelight
Maybe he is having a HAIRY CANARY
Maybe he is hiding behind Mayor Dan Malloy's son Ben
Maybe he is at the Stamford Marriot planning a fundraiser using Greenwich Library funds.
Oh, THERE HE IS!!!
He's standing in the middle of Greenwich Ave, dressed up like a clown.
Next week, we'll play WHERE'S DAN?
Grinning in Byram
Next week, we'll play WHERE'S DAN?
Grinning in Byram
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