Where Is The Greenwich Citizen Editor?
Is He On Vacation, Or Something?
The Greenwich Citizen Website still has not been updated. Nor, has the Greenwich Citizen bothered to reported that Glenville School Superintendent Marc D'Amico was suspended.
Has anyone even told the Greenwich Citizen That Principal D'Amico Apologized For Lying And Manipulating Public Documents.
Please See:
Greenwich Citizen Readers Should Read
These Glenville School articles:
06/02/08 - Marc D'Amico Has A
Very Serious Integrity Problem
Can He Be Trusted With The Care Of Children
Who Are Headed To The Modular Classrooms
06/02/08
An Open Letter To Nancy Weissler Of The
Greenwich Board OF Education -
Situation At Glenville -
Where's The Leadership And Accountability.
Please also see:
06/01/08
One Of Principal Marc D'amico's Supporters Is
Keith Crocco Who Posted On The
Topix Greenwich Time Message Board 26 Times
In 24 Hours.
05/31/08
Sometimes Greenwich Time Reporters
Remind One Of The BushAdministration
Before Nine Eleven. They Just Can't Connect The Dots.
05/31/08 Friday's News Headlines From The Greenwich
Citizen Late And Incomplete
05/30/08
Serious "Cup Cake" Allegations? With Ten School Days
Left In The Year
It Is A Disgrace That School Spokesperson Kim Eves
Is Withholding Vital
Information From Parents.
Even More Information:
05/29/08
This month principals from all over the world
have been suspended and
in each and every case the parents were told
why, except in Greenwich
Reporting at the Greenwich Post
is such a joke.....When a visitor to a small town in Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands.
A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him the headline the following day would read, "Valiant Local Man Saves Child by Killing Vicious Animal."
The hero told the journalist that he wasn't from that town.
"Well, then," the reporter said, "the headline will probably say, 'Georgia Man Saves Child by Killing Dog'."
"Actually," the man said, "I'm from Connecticut."
"In that case," the reporter said in a huff, "the headline should read, 'Yankee Kills Family Pet'."
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A shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively. "Would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a journalist with the Greenwich Citizen and I've got an assignment to study how people respond to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?"
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A journalist walks into the hospital and tells the desk nurse, "I want to see the eye-ear doctor."
"There is no such doctor" she tells him. "Perhaps you would like to see someone else?"
"No, I need to see an eye-ear doctor," he says.
"But there is no such doctor," she replies. "We have doctors for the eyes and doctors for the ear, nose and throat, but no eye-ear doctor."
No help. He repeats, "I want to see the eye-ear doctor."
They go around like this for a few minutes and then the nurse says: "Comrade, there is no eye-ear doctor, but if there were one, why would you want to see him?"
"Because," he replies, "I keep hearing one thing and seeing another."
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A Greenwich Citizen newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!"
Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked the front page. Finding nothing, the man said, "There's nothing in here about fifty people being swindled."
The newsboy ignored him and went on, calling out, "Read all about it. Fifty-one people swindled!"
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How the media would handle the end of the world
USA Today: WE'RE DEAD.
Wall Street Journal: Dow Jones Plummets as World Ends.
National Enquirer: O.J. and Nicole, Together Again.
Inc. Magazine: 10 Ways You Can Profit From the Apocalypse.
Rolling Stone: The Grateful Dead Reunion Tour.
Sports Illustrated: Game Over.
Playboy: Girls of the Apocalypse.
Lady's Home Journal: Lose 10 Pounds by Judgment Day with Our New "Armageddon" Diet!
TV Guide: Death and Damnation: Nielson Ratings Soar!
Discover Magazine: How will the extinction of all life as we know it affect the way we view the cosmos?
Microsoft Systems Journal: Google Loses Market Share.
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